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TV INTERVIEW THAT WAS NEVER AIRED....
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main
cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who
may have some theories on the matter.

The interview went as follows:

Lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible
sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease
"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull
mounts a cow only once a year? "

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that"s a new piece of
information, but what"s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad
Cow disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? "

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about
getting to the point? "

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was
playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a
year, wouldn"t you get mad? "

The program was never aired.


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