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how to identify fake friends
Fake friends show up on party day but

Real friends show up on moving day.

Fake friends will date someone you like if you aren’t around but

Real friends won’t date your exes.

Fake friends will listen to your jokes but

Real friends will listen to you complain about work for an hour.

(real ones like jokes too though)

Fake friends might loan you money when times are tough but

Real friends will give you money when times are tough.

Fake friends might remind you of their birthday

Real friends remember yours.



FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I"M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you"ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don"t waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

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