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wife vs maid
maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was
very upset about this and decided to talk to
her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a
......pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Ma'm, there are three reasons
why I want an increase.The first is that I iron
better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a
better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better
cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh.."
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at
sex than you in bed."
Wife: (Really furious now) "Did my husband
say that as well!?"Maria: "No Ma'm ... The
gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"


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